Colin!!

This morning I thought my day would be very boring and drag on FOREVER but luckily I was wrong as it ended up being really funny! 

This morning I was sitting in the common room practically falling asleep and dreaming of being  at home back in my nice warm bed, not to be disturbed for at least 4 hours! I was wondering how the hell I would manage to survive French without falling asleep. Although the incentive was that if I did I would end up having my head chopped off by my teacher... she would have gone absolutely ballistic! I have no idea how, but I did end up feeling quite awake and not really feeling tired at all - this was quite surprising as I honestly felt like a zombie in the morning. 

Anyway, after French I had a free - yay! I was looking forward to my free as I would just be able to do what I wanted as I was planning on doing whatever French homework that I got given in the previous lesson - luckily we got nothing that I could do, as the person I needed was busy. Shame, that means I would have to sit in the common room, talk and play games! 

My friend, Dan, was also on a free too so he came and sat in the common room with me and after talking for a while, and letting Arthur borrow my red pen so he could draw a heart on his hand, we thought it would be fun to play squares - so we did. We had a 10 by 10 grid (I know that's not important, but still) and Dan decided after a while that it would be fun to do it in the shape of a staircase - his fun didn't do him much good... hehe! I was very tactical with my placing of my lines but Dan really didn't have much of a clue (sorry Dan, but you know it's true). Anyway, I managed to get 80 squares, whereas Dan managed to get 20 - woo! 

After that we were sitting around trying to thinking of games to play. Dan suggested hide and seek (obviously joking) but I didn't really fancy hiding in the one place there was to hide - the bin! Yuck! Then Dan suggested the game where we write a line of a story each but aren't allowed to see what the other person had written but then we realised that it really wouldn't work as it would make no sense whatsoever! So I suggested that one person writes a little bit and puts something like 'so, after or then' at the end of there section so the next person had to carry it on! 

We decided that this would be quite a fun game so we started off writing our story. It ended up being rather funny but I won't write it out on here as some parts aren't exactly suitable :)

A little summary of the amazing story:

To start of with Dan is skipping through a field with his lover when a giant spotted dinosaur eats his lover, Dan cries and gets mugged, he meets a big talking banana called Colin, who then runs off after I tell him that Dan has a girlfriend and then a giant monkey tried to eat his head. Dan throws the monkey and helps up Colin, they dance and sing to the YMCA while I play the bango in a tree and then later they have a bunch of baby bananas. A year later they return with their children but the children, and Colin, get eaten by the monkey! Dan goes back to Amy but then the monkey comes for them again and eats Amy! 

We left it with the line 'Could Dan's life get any better...?' this way we can write a sequel if we wish. Amy has demanded that she will become a ghost in the next one... pfft! We shall see... not making any promises :P 

Even my English lesson was funny! Surprise, I know! We are reading a VERY strange book called 'Perfume' and the teacher was asking us whether in certain areas it had sexual references and yes... it does! He talks about a 'volcanic eruption' and 'enjoying himself' so me and my partner Maddy were making lots of jokes out of the references, which was amusing to say the least. Something my English teacher said had some kind of sexual reference without her meaning to so I whispered to Maddy 'that's what Grenouille said' so we were having a good laugh over it all! I usually really hate English but today it was fun :)

So yes, my day consisted of squares, talking bananas, monkeys, dinosaurs and innuendos - good day I think :)