MERRY CHRISTMAS!

I had a great day today! Firstly going to sleep at around midnight and not being able to sleep due to the excitement! I did however manage to get back to sleep between 12 and 1 but then was re-awoken by 'Santa' (my mum) placing my stocking my the side of my bed!
Now I don't know about you but waking up in the middle of the night, when it is very dark, seeing a figure crouched down by the side of your bed is very creepy... hence why I freaked out a little! 'Santa' then gave me big hug to stop me from freaking out and then when I realised it was nothing to freak out about I said 'love you mum' to which she replied 'love you too Stephanie, go back to sleep'
'Santa' then left the room... but I couldn't get back to sleep so i picked up my stocking and started guessing what I had... I'm good at that game!!

Anyway, I did get back to sleep in the end but woke up at 6.30 and again couldn't get back to sleep! So I went round my room and covered all the places where light was coming out, put my duvet over my head and drifted back to sleep! I was then uncharacteristically woken up at about 9 o'clock so that we could open stockings - I am usually the one waking up everyone else!

So, after opening stockings we all just relaxed watching DVDs etc until the Christmas dinner was ready!! And it was sooooo nice!! My plate was piled high, and it true Christmas style... I ate it all!
On Christmas Eve I had found out that we had forgotten to buy crackers... so I made some with empty wrapping paper tubes, chocolates, crude jokes I found on the internet, tissue paper and ribbon! And they looked pretty damn good!! They went down a treat and we just made the BANG! sounds ourselves!

Here are a collection of some of the crude jokes I found on the internet:

Q. Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
A. He decided to stick it out for 1 more year!

Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
A. A navel

Q. How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
A. When his hand caught fire!


Q. What happens when you kiss a bird?
A. You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted!

Q. What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
A. Snow women have s-no-wballs


And just in case you want any more... this is where I got them from!!

Click here for more crude jokes

After dinner, we relaxed more and then later on went to my Dad's house, munched on a beautiful ginger bread house made by my Dad's girlfriend, played black ops and just generally chatted. It was lovely!! :)

So that's my Christmas! And I know I shall have another great day tomorrow/ today (whatever you want to call it) 

Hope you had a very Merry Christmas!! I know I did! :)